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a5c7b9f00b HITMAN: AGENT 47 centers on an elite assassin who was genetically engineered from conception to be the perfect killing machine, and is known only by the last two digits on the barcode tattooed on the back of his neck. He is the culmination of decades of research and forty-six earlier Agent clones – endowing him with unprecedented strength, speed, stamina and intelligence. His latest target is a mega-corporation that plans to unlock the secret of Agent 47's past to create an army of killers whose powers surpass even his own. Teaming up with a young woman who may hold the secret to overcoming their powerful and clandestine enemies, 47 confronts stunning revelations about his own origins and squares off in an epic battle with his deadliest foe.
An assassin teams up with a woman to help her find her father and uncover the mysteries of her ancestry.
He is out there! he can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.<br/><br/>I am of course talking about the Termina…… Hit-man! After Fox had their pathetic attempt at cashing in on a popular video game franchise and failing terribly. They figured "hey! why not have another go" and decided they needed to do something different. So naturally they came up with this pathetic attempt at cashing in on a popular video game franchise, and surprisingly failed terribly at it once again.<br/><br/>Not only does this film shamelessly steal plot points from the Terminator movie series, but it also follows the Terminator tradition of spoiling key plots of the film in the trailer.<br/><br/>We have the awesome Rupert "Jack Bauer of Homeland" Friend playing the lead rolethe unstoppable killing machine; Hit-man: Agent 47. Zachary "who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com?" Quinto playing Kyle Reese….Sorry I mean John Connor….wait no I mean John Smith….Or is it Brian? Oh who cares. Moving on, we have the lovely Hannah Ware playing Katia "Not a Sarah Connor rip off" Van DeezNuts.<br/><br/>Let's get to the story! The story is about the Agent T4700, who hunts this woman because he is apparently trying to kill her for some reason. Luckily for her she has Zachary Quinto who has been sent to save her from this unstoppable killing machine. However, brace yourself for a twist that you will never see coming (unless if you've seen the trailer) The woman in question is Katia. A normal girl living in Berlin who for some reason has heightened senses and is obsessed with finding an old man, she doesn't know why though (you'll probably figure out where this storyline is going assuming you haven't suffered a severe head injury, or destroyed your brain cells due to heavy drug usage) She meets the charming John Smith who gives her a paraphrased version of the speech that Kyle Reese gives Sarah Connor in Terminator (but that's homage people! not plagiarism, so keep your pants on for Gods sake!) The Hit-man arrives promptly and all hell breaks loose. He tries to kill them but he naturally fails. Then the twists start to happen. I shall not go into them because if you've seen the trailer then you've seen half of the movie anyway. <br/><br/>The film should really be called Hit-man Agent90 featuring Agent47. It's hardly about him and his story (or even being a Hit-man in general) but him training this girl on how to survive. If this film was called Guardian47 then that would be alright, but it's not. It's called Hit-man, so it should be about him being a contracted killer (which he is, but not for the most part) <br/><br/>There is one scene that I "enjoyed" (it's not a spoiler, it's in the trailer!) There is a scene when Hit-man is being interrogated, and the cop in charge brings his confiscated Sniper Rifle into the interrogation room. Now that scene has to be one of the worst written scenes ever, there is absolutely no logic in doing that. What was his plan? To threaten Hit-man at gunpoint? It was just a silly plot just so Hit-man can have his guns in the room when he needs them.<br/><br/>The action scenes are decent, definitely an improvement over the action in the previous turd that the studio churned out. They find new creative ways of killing people which is keeping in the spirit of the Hit-man games. The acting (other than Terminators and Sylars) is pretty crap. The soundtrack was decent though.<br/><br/>Does the film deliver? It has plenty homages to the video games. The action is sufficient, and in the same stylethe games.<br/><br/>That being said, it was a somewhat enjoyable movie (in a turn your brain off and enjoy this popcorn flick way) with a story that should keep you interested for the most part. Action that you should enjoy and some nipple pokies thrown in for good measure.
As we wait for the day where a good video game movie will fall from the heavens and on to our movie screens, we have to sit through pieces of crap like Hit-man: Agent 47. This isn't just a bad adaptation of a video game, it is just simply a terrible movie. This was a complete bore-fest from start to finish with a few cool looking scenes occasionally. And to make it even better, it had literally nothing to do with the actual Hit-man games, why not just give it some other shitty name instead? By giving it the name 'Hitman' most people don't think of the popular video game, most people think of the 2007 adaptation, and trust me, you don't want people to relate your new film to that one.<br/><br/>The main problem with the movie was how dull it was, every damn scene was completely lifeless, emotionless and some of the most unexciting stuff i've seen all year. Even the action, that is supposed to be fast paced and exciting was terribly boring. Some of it looked cool but thats all it had going for it. When an 'Action' film can't capitalise on the 'Action' it is destined to fail, and you have to wonder if these people know how to actually make a movie. Then you look at the director and realise that this is the ONLY FILM HE HAS EVER DIRECTED, EVER, and he hasn't even been involved in any other films…… WTF? But hey, he's directed some music videos…….. that counts….. right? You can even see it in the film, the way it is put together is really sloppy, the pace is all over the place, and the whole film is incredibly generic. Even the plot of the film is just terrible, predictable and borrows crap from other films. It wasn't interesting in any way whatsoever, and oh man the dialogue was an abomination. It was bland, emotionless and almost like they were reading off a prompt on set. You know what this felt like? It was in part just a rip-off of Terminator 2 without the time travel and SkyNet, except in this case everything was poorly executed.<br/><br/>The acting was really, really bad. There was no life at all to these characters, you don't like any of them, and because of that you aren't rooting for anyone. I don't know if "be dull and boring' was the advice they were given, but if it was then hey, great job guys. The weirdest character has to have been the main heroine, Katia played by Hannah Ware. She had no character arc throughout and wasn't really developed or introduced in any way that explained her abilities. She also has some random sudden personality change late in the film that was out of no-where and made no sense at all. She has no chemistry with Rupert Friend and when half the movie was depending on that, it really showed. <br/><br/>In the end this movie was dumb, dull and downright boring. There was no fun, no excitement, the action looked kinda cool and i guess was well choreographed but wasn't entertaining to watch. And to top it all off, it had nothing to do with 'Hitman' so this film is just packed with disappointment for everyone. - 3.2/10
After a while, you give up trying to make sense of the plot and sit there gaping at the car crashes, fight scenes, and shootings. The problem is that even the mayhem quickly becomes repetitive.
No, but there is a stinger during the credits. See here or here for more information.
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